- My brother: Jamie, tell me about superheroes
- Me: Superheroes are cool.
- Brother: Tell me about marvel superheroes.
- Me: Batman is one
- Brother: What about Superman
- Me: No
- Brother: Oh, is he DC?
- Me: Yes and so is Batman, I'm sorry but I can't help you.
- Nefty: (facepalm and walking away)